FW: Computer Instructions by Dr. Seuss (Off-Topic)

["Burke, Jason" <JBurke@lrs.com>]

I know, I know...It's off topic, but I got a chuckle out of it
so I wanted to share. =)

Jason


> Subject:	FW: Computer Instructions by Dr. Seuss
> 
> (with apologies to Dr. Seuss)
> If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, 
> And the bus is interrrupted as a very last resort, 
> And the address of your memory makes your floppy disk abort, 
> Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
> If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, 
> And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, 
> And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, 
> Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
> 
> If the label on the cable on the table at your house
> Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
> But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
> That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
> And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, 
> So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, 
> Then you may as well reboot, 
> and go out with a bang, 
> 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, 
> the sucker's gonna hang!
> 
> When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, 
> And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk, 
> Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
> Quickly turn off your computer, and be sure to tell your Mom.
> 

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