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Re: DOS -vs- BASH commands
On Fri, Jun 13, 2003 at 03:55:51PM -0400, Danny Sauer wrote:
> alias chkdsk="echo -e 'Error: Your filesystems are checked on bootup.\n\
> If you want to do it manually, use fsck.\n\
> Use df and mount for an overview of your disks.'"
> alias A:="echo -e 'Error: There is no such thing as a drive A: in Un*x!\n\
> Use mtools, mount or autofs to access your floppy.'"
> alias C:="echo -e 'Error: There is no such thing as a drive C: in Un*x!\n\
> Your harddisk should already be mounted (via /etc/fstab or
> autofs).'"
> alias format="echo -e 'Error: The D*S concept of formatting a disk is
> screwed.\n
> Maybe you want to create a filesystem? Use mkfs then.'"
_LOL_ -- I want to see an unsuspecting DOS user on a system with those
aliases.
"That there damned UNIX box is talking back to me!"
Dam
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